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Not Another Teenage Movie

A Satire of Formulaic Plots and Endings of Classic Teenage Romantic Comedies with a Twist

By Idalis WoodPublished 9 years ago • 1 min read

Not Another 80s Teenage Movie

I am Independent, Down-to-earth,

“Smart” Girl

hopelessly in love

With Jock

Who

Possesses a Brain.

First half of the movie:

ditch Glasses and

Be a Popular.

Date the jock.

Middle:

realize the error of my ways,

return back into the person I was,

but keep some of the clothes.

Last Half:

realize the “oddball” best friend

is the only one who truly stands by me.

Ending:

make peace with the populars,

Date my friend,

Ditch the jock,

And be one of the few at the

reunion that is truly happy.

Too bad I won’t be coming back on the set.

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About the Creator

Idalis Wood

I'm a college graduate passionate about writing. I'm so many things-- a geek, foodie, a shopper, somewhat tech savvy, etc. And I love it.

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    Written by Idalis Wood