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Nobody Likes You When You're Timothy

A Very Bad Parody

By Waverleigh Rose GarlingtonPublished 5 years ago 1 min read
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It was late night

She was at home

I was up

Feeling kinda prone

To never finding one

Who could see me for me

I really felt forever alone.

But then she sent me an email

I was up scrolling through apps

Then she must've clicked on my page

Must've clicked on my page

What's my URL again

What's my URL again

I found her to be really cute

She likes craft beers and Scooby Doo

I felt that

Scooby is my jam

I really felt she could be the one for me

And that's about time she came out to me

Nobody likes you when you're Timothy

She was just looking for some sympathy

I guess another friend wouldn't hurt

I was just getting my hopes up, yeah.

My friends say I should join Tinder

What's my URL again

What's my URL again

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About the Creator

Waverleigh Rose Garlington

Gentry Rose is the self proclaimed author of the ongoing book For You I Will. She spends her free time writing and reading. She has three cats and one boyfriend, all whom she is immensely fond of.

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