My comfort is Hennessy

I love a good strong drink when I am in need of comfort or I am angry I cannot stand it when my roommates piss me off when the roommates piss me the fuck off with their iffy shit I need a joint and a beautiful strong drink also known as Hennessy when creeps on the bus stare with a boner in their pants I need a joint and a strong drink

I cannot stand it when dope fiend for cigarettes curse at me and use racial slurs because I refuse to give them a cigarette like they are a dope fiend and when it happens I need a joint and a strong drink

I could use a joint and strong drink right now I am irritable