Morning Exercise
Stream of consciousness
My brain is scrambled ..
Like those white and yellow things in a shell ..
Oh yeah…, eggs
Gotta break a few.
Too runny … not funny… Maybe sunny
Sunny side up .. Guess that means getting up with the chickens ..
Wait … I need a … what’s that word? … Coherent …. Thought
Coherent? Does that mean we herent together… as a team?
What’s a “herent” anyway?
There’s inherent ..
where’s herent located? Is it in the states?
And if I’m in herent, where’s out herent?
Judging by the dirt and tree roots digging in my face I’m out-herent the woods some dang where.
Tree root? … Yeah… what’s that noise?
Chittering? Scurrying…
OUCH! Is that an acorn?
Damn! Acorns to the eyes do not feel good…
Eyes? Are those eyes?
HEY! That squirrel just peed on me!
Hmmm… Guess that was a coherent thought…
Damn my head hurts…
Uhhhnnnnn …. Ow!
Speaking of eggs… I think there’s a goose egg on my forehead..
Four heads … three heads … two heads … Better than one …
Crap! There I go again..
Aaaaaccchhhhoooooooo!
Pffffftttt….. That dirt tastes like squirrel piss …
Gotta get up…
Damn my knee looks like grated cheese with ketchup!
Think I’ll change my jogging route in the future.
Gotta go …
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
Never mind. I give up.
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