There's no such thing
As good modern art.
While some fellows at the gallery
Make some work of substance
Others make complete nothings
All for the sake of nothingness,
And I'm expected to
Call it art.
Most of the really bad
Modern Art is often mistaken for garbage
Even if it isn't supposed to be garbage,
With the exception
Of 40 sealed cans
Of the Artist's Shit.
One can stare at a white canvas
With streaks of red paint
Scribbled haphazardly about,
And if you know in your fit
That this isnt art,
They call you the philistine,
They're the ones cultured enough
To fork over
Half a million dollars for it.
True story.
I had an interesting
Encounter with a typical
Modern artist,
He had the look and everything;
Tinted glasses,
Turtleneck,
Burkenstocks,
And a dyed glitter-beard.
He showed us his latest
Magnum opus-
An empty soup can
With a used prophilactic
Hanging over the rim.
Mounted in a wooden box,
Closed with glass.
Untitled.
He addresed this sculpture;
"This is a true
Testament of how
Masculinity is the
Cancer of the world.
For, man is a beast of prey,
Motivated only
By food and sex!"
Big talk for a
Scrawny little manlet
In sandals and a dyed
Glitter-beard.
This was met with fawning
Gold claps,
Clinking of glasses
Of Perrier,
And shutter clicks of a camera.
I put down my beer
And said;
"Its just an empty can
And a dann used rubber!
That's not art!
Hell, Warhol could do a better job!"
And for that I was banned
From speaking at the gallery.
About the Creator
Dyl Elner
Just a wanna-be writer, not much else.
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