Miss Haversham.

Urgent*

D erek I really cannot write too much as I feel we are under observation,

I nspecor Clayton called, didn’t ask too much, so I didn’t feel too out of chord,

S trangest thing happened whilst cleaning the brass of the old trumbone, Silly Sally bent down and snapped her shoe horn,

T he thing is; I’m feeling all furlong, since you set sail blowing your big horn,

R aving Sally and her bucking buronkoe,

A lso Billy and Mary didn’t arrive home until Dawn,!

C alling it a one off, when they were out all day! until night fall, out on the pub crawl,

T erribly sad news of Lucy, burning the midnight oil,

I ncenced with intention of burning us all,

O nly for Richard smelling the aroma of the powder,

N ot realising its strength in it’s power.

Miss Haversham.