Más Que Cojer

Nunca pensé

que "puta madre"

sería una forma aceptable

de responder a "¿qué pasa?"

pero a cada pais

los suyos

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I never thought

that I would teach

someone how

to conjugate "fuck"

but fuck it

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I told him

Honestly

we use it to say

most anything

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You toss it in

your sentences

and make a

fuck sandwich

wherever

it's fucking needed

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Besides literally

meaning

to fuck (cojer)

it means…

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Fuck: an expression used when something goes wrong

Fucking: used to exaggerate something you're describing

ex: this fucking thing (equivalent to chingadera)

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Fuck with: mess with; bully; dabble with; take part in; associate with

Unfuckable with: cannot be fucked with; cannot be messed with

You're fucking with me: you're joking with me; you're not serious

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Fuck no!: an exaggerated expression of disagreement; No!

Fuck yeah!: an excited expression of agreement; Yes!

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Fuck it: usually used when you truly don't care about something or right before you make a bad decision; Oh well; Whatever (equivalent to osea)

I don't give a fuck: I don't care

Fuck what you said: I'm not listening

Fuck this or Fuck this shit: I'm not doing this

No fucks given: no care was given in or towards a situation

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Fuckery: describes a chaotic situation; associated with magic and spell casting

Fuck around and find out: try it and see what happens

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Holy fuck: used to exclaim amazement or fear

For fucks sake: an expression of surprise, emphasis, exasperation, or outrage

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Fuck off: used if you want someone to leave you alone; said in a joking manner to a friend when they say a joke that is minorly offensive

Go fuck yourself: used if you are really angry and want someone to leave you alone

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Unfuck yourself: to fix yourself

Fuck-up: a person who is a failure or a loser; a mistake

Fucked up: describes when someone made a mistake; describes someone really drunk or inebriated

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What the fuck?! or The fuck?!: a negative expression of surprise and/or distaste

Fucking A!: used to express great disappointment; Are you serious!?

Oh, fuck!: expression used when you are startled

Fuck me!: used to express anxiety and/or disappointment in a situation; demanding someone to have sex with you

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Bumfuck nowhere: a remote area

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Motherfucker or Fucker: an insult; a joking/endearing name to call a friend

Fuck for brains: an insult that describes a stupid person

Fuckhole: an insult

Fuckwad: an insult

Fuckface: an insult

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He said,

"You're explanation is fucking amazing!"

and asked me if he used it well

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I said,

"Fuck yeah!"

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He said he loves my explanation

he wants it framed

to hang on his wall

or to make a wikipedia page

for the world to know

how to conjugate "fuck"

in America

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So I wrote this poem

to spread

the fucking knowledge