Más Que Cojer
Conjugating Fuck
Nunca pensé
que "puta madre"
sería una forma aceptable
de responder a "¿qué pasa?"
pero a cada pais
los suyos
*
I never thought
that I would teach
someone how
to conjugate "fuck"
but fuck it
*
I told him
Honestly
we use it to say
most anything
*
You toss it in
your sentences
and make a
fuck sandwich
wherever
it's fucking needed
*
Besides literally
meaning
to fuck (cojer)
it means…
*
Fuck: an expression used when something goes wrong
Fucking: used to exaggerate something you're describing
ex: this fucking thing (equivalent to chingadera)
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Fuck with: mess with; bully; dabble with; take part in; associate with
Unfuckable with: cannot be fucked with; cannot be messed with
You're fucking with me: you're joking with me; you're not serious
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Fuck no!: an exaggerated expression of disagreement; No!
Fuck yeah!: an excited expression of agreement; Yes!
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Fuck it: usually used when you truly don't care about something or right before you make a bad decision; Oh well; Whatever (equivalent to osea)
I don't give a fuck: I don't care
Fuck what you said: I'm not listening
Fuck this or Fuck this shit: I'm not doing this
No fucks given: no care was given in or towards a situation
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Fuckery: describes a chaotic situation; associated with magic and spell casting
Fuck around and find out: try it and see what happens
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Holy fuck: used to exclaim amazement or fear
For fucks sake: an expression of surprise, emphasis, exasperation, or outrage
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Fuck off: used if you want someone to leave you alone; said in a joking manner to a friend when they say a joke that is minorly offensive
Go fuck yourself: used if you are really angry and want someone to leave you alone
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Unfuck yourself: to fix yourself
Fuck-up: a person who is a failure or a loser; a mistake
Fucked up: describes when someone made a mistake; describes someone really drunk or inebriated
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What the fuck?! or The fuck?!: a negative expression of surprise and/or distaste
Fucking A!: used to express great disappointment; Are you serious!?
Oh, fuck!: expression used when you are startled
Fuck me!: used to express anxiety and/or disappointment in a situation; demanding someone to have sex with you
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Bumfuck nowhere: a remote area
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Motherfucker or Fucker: an insult; a joking/endearing name to call a friend
Fuck for brains: an insult that describes a stupid person
Fuckhole: an insult
Fuckwad: an insult
Fuckface: an insult
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He said,
"You're explanation is fucking amazing!"
and asked me if he used it well
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I said,
"Fuck yeah!"
*
He said he loves my explanation
he wants it framed
to hang on his wall
or to make a wikipedia page
for the world to know
how to conjugate "fuck"
in America
*
So I wrote this poem
to spread
the fucking knowledge
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