Mary had a little lamb
Its meat was soft as dough
Every dime that Mary spent
Was so her lamb would grow
It followed her to Lowes one day
Watched Mary buy a grill
It’s there the lamb began to pray
As Mary paid her bill
It followed her to Safeway too
And saw what Mary got
The label said “It’s good on Ewe”
It's Mint Sauce Mary bought
It hurried home and tried to pack
With hopes of heading west
But Mary was already back
I think you know the rest
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Earl W. Pearl
I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.
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Comments (3)
As soon as i saw "lamb and then "meat" i knew it would end in laughter - well done!
LOL! Dying! This is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!! 😂
Nice❤️