Married Life

Married Life

Tried my luck with the wife again last night

Begged and pleaded but no delight

How the hell did she become so frigid

Constantly leaving me painfully rigid

How can she be so cruel and mean

A selfish bitch, a cold ice queen

She takes all my money and pays her bills

Too bloody lazy to provide me some thrills

So sick and tired of having to fake it

Don't be scared love you won't break it

Excuse me now as I don't mean to be crude

These days my balls are as blue as my mood

A sexy lady walks past and I lose my head

Doubt the wife's ever done it anywhere but bed

I try to explain I am a man and I have needs

You neglect my junk until it damn near bleeds

Baby you know I try to be a better man

I did not marry to be loved by my hand

Can't take this no more I pack my bag

So randy I would even do an old hag

About to walk out when her sister knocks at the door

We went at it for hours and she still wanted more

Nine months later a bouncing baby boy arrives

He looks just like me to my wife's surprise

Shame his mum is as pale as her husbands skin

Wish I could cut my dick off and throw it in the bin

What's done is done and I cant take it back

Might have got away with it if I wasn't black.