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Lucky Man, Old Dan

A Limerick

By Dana CrandellPublished 8 days ago 1 min read
Lucky Man, Old Dan
Photo by Marcel Strauß on Unsplash

Old Dan was approaching his eighties

But had quite a way with the ladies.

It wasn't his strength

Or his girth or his length,

But the fun they had in his Mercedes.


This one will, perhaps, offend some readers. It's a limerick, for fun, very much like the ones offered as toasts in pubs, aka bars, saloons. No more, no less. Please enjoy it as such.

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About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stedpad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Writer, editor, photographer and Tech/Internet nerd. Internationally published in multiple languages. I spend my days writing for others and my "spare" time creating for myself.

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  • Chad Umberger4 days ago


  • cute, made me chuckle

  • I didn't want to laugh, but I did!

  • Lamar Wiggins8 days ago

    Ha! Good one. Dan is the Man!

  • Dana Stewart8 days ago

    Ha! This one is great! Ludicrous!

  • Caroline Jane8 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣 love it!

  • aly suhail8 days ago

    So it was all about Mercedes 😆.

  • Donna Renee8 days ago

    Omg I spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is a true limerick hahaha

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