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Old Dan was approaching his eighties
But had quite a way with the ladies.
It wasn't his strength
Or his girth or his length,
But the fun they had in his Mercedes.
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This one will, perhaps, offend some readers. It's a limerick, for fun, very much like the ones offered as toasts in pubs, aka bars, saloons. No more, no less. Please enjoy it as such.
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Dana Crandell
Dad, Stedpad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd. Content writer by trade. Vocal Creator by choice.
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Comments (8)
🌶️🔥🥵
cute, made me chuckle
I didn't want to laugh, but I did!
Ha! Good one. Dan is the Man!
Ha! This one is great! Ludicrous!
🤣🤣🤣 love it!
So it was all about Mercedes 😆.
Omg I spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is a true limerick hahaha