Love Simulator

I dreamt your body was covered with tattoos

not with pictures, with words

and not just with words

with litanies.

The chef cracked open an egg

there was absolutely nothing inside.

My theory: chickens are no longer making the eggs

they are manufactured by the government!

At least they're vegan now, and I know you like that.

I designed a person-sized contraption

inside of which anything person-sized can crawl

and with the press of a button,

feel a moment of the love I had for you.

How bout it?

We could have it at arcades and carnivals,

and any wedding we’d like to ruin.