“Little Wifey” took an axe-
And gave her hubby 40 whacks!
“Little Wifey” wasn’t through-
She gave the next one 42!
Now “Little Wifey’s” on a spree-
Upstairs in the bathtub, floats number 3!
Down in the basement, under the floor-
Look! It’s hubby number 4!
She kind of liked number 5-
So, she just buried him alive!
She needed some fertilizer for the lawn-
Oops! Number 6 is gone!
“Little Wifey’s” havin’ a ball-
Number 7’s in her bedroom wall!
She selected poison for number 8-
And planted him out by the garden gate!
“Little Wifey” and “The Widow” met on the net-
They decided to keep number 9 for a pet!
“Little Wifey” just loved “The Widow’s” collection-
So on her bedside table is number 10’s erection!
Oh, these 2 ladies aren’t done-
They’re just having too much fun!!!
About the Creator
Kimberly Sweet
I'm a freelance writer and artist from Kentucky. I discovered Poe when I was very young and fell in love. The magic in words bewitched me, and I've been writing ever since.
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