Limericks

Fox In Socks

There once was a young man with a pet fox.

He’d dress the young fellow in respectable socks

A haughty fox he was, you could tell

As though he felt his worth far too well.

Like He was the one taking his owner for walks

Model Rocket

Let me tell you the story of John and his rocket.

He carried it in his car and the switch in his pocket.

So as he got in and sat down, his car took flight,

His face turned a very pale shade of white,

And his poor eyes nearly jumped out of their socket.