Limericks: Depressed firetruck, headless legs and more…
When irony meets the laughing cheeks.
The firetruck called alumi- man, set it itself on fire
Tired and depressed running errands on its tyre
Defeat in his smile
His feelings in a pile
Through the same station, a call defied the pyre
*
An alcohol called bottle
New years party: he got throttled
Trauma came to sit that day
Memories began to fade
His hourglass ex said, it wasn’t really a squabble
*
A pair of legs called tragic
Went on a headless walk of magic
He came across a gate with locks
Lucky he wasn't wearing a frock
He jumped the thing, so it became climactic!
*
There was a puzzle coined eraser in a joblot
His fear of heights got braver, like Ferdinand the yacht
His parents threw him out
He tried to erase the pout
Soon he took the highest feat, as a high paying pilot!
A/N : Hello fellow laugh-nots. I hope this made you laugh. If it didn’t, smack the heart. Maybe a sub and comment the part. Thank you so much if you got this far ♥️🤗🙏🏽
About the Creator
Caitlin Charlton
Writer first. Close reader and self‑taught critic shaping eloquence.
A survivor reclaiming her territory.
I write dark fiction and poetry through symbol, shadow, and fracture.
Always sharpening the craft. ✏️🔥👠
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