Life Requires An Occasional Lube Job
Fuckenings Happen
Classical Art Memes and limericks go together like hand and glove, and in this case a gloved hand about to perform a prostate exam. I stuck a word in this one that I had previously inspired a limerick and was a perfect fit for this meme’s limerick. A musing fusing, so to speak.
When Life’s put a fuckening in play,
And you know it ain’t going away,
I don’t mean to be lewd,
But when you’re getting screwed…
A little lubricant goes a long way!
I rarely get crass when I post my limericks, and I apologize if this offends anyone. That said, it is such a common experience that it is my hope your reaction will be an LOL & SMH
We keep looking up and over our shoulder
For the piano, the bus or the boulder,
Because we know we'll get hit
By some kind of weird shit...
A sad lesson learned as we got older.
And we'd be thrilled if it was just pigeon shit
About the Creator
Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy
I am a humorist who writes short poems and mostly limericks. The purpose of my poetry is to put a smile on people’s faces.
Smiles and Laughter are what I am after because those are both wonderful things.
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