Lessons in Madness

If you have come to learn you are in the right place 

Or perhaps it is the wrong institution 

Either way you might find that you are here to stay 

Not everything we do will be play

But there is something new each day 

You will be in trouble if you try to get away 

Once you start you are here to stay 

Here there is lots to learn

The choices you need to discern

So settle in

Let us begin 

Some special events happening between these walls within 

The teachers will all greet you with a grin 

Don't let their patience wear thin

Nothing about this place is dim

Let them do their task

No need to ask

School is about to start 

We teach it all but it will be your call 

Something might be moving from within the wall

Remember this is the school with some crazy rules 

But no place for fools 

Enjoy your lessons with gladness 

Avoid any badness 

As well as sadness 

But maybe there won't be so much kindness 

Perhaps this is better than blindness 

Not sure how you will find us

But to spend time here is a rush

Into your mind new ideas will be thrust 

So sit back and enjoy such with gladness 

Welcome to lessons in madness