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Last Orders

Limerick with some sound advice!

By Paul StewartPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Calling last orders right now at the bar

Guinness, vodka and whisky in the jar

Swallow it down

Head out to town

But walk home instead of driving the car

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Paul Stewart

Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.

Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.

"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson

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  • JBazabout a year ago

    well said, funny and responsible.

  • Oh yes, please listen to Sir Paul. Don't get your drunk asses arrested for DUI!

  • Vivian R McInernyabout a year ago

    Limericks and wise advise rarely go together but you not only introduced them but saw them marry, haha.

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Great message. Well done.

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Good one!💖💖💕

  • Thavien Yliasterabout a year ago

    Yeah!!! I like the way You ended that. I don't drink much, but I will always promote having somebody else driving You, who also hasn't been drinking. I will also also promote walking if Your place is nearby and You're not going to get robbed or suffer from the elements. Sometimes when it's too cold outside, waste a little gas money (even if it does mean worsening the environment), so that You can reach Your destination safely.

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Very sound advice!! And sounds like a good time too!! Great limerick :)

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