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Last Orders

Limerick with some sound advice!

By Paul StewartPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Calling last orders right now at the bar

Guinness, vodka and whisky in the jar

Swallow it down

Head out to town

But walk home instead of driving the car


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Paul Stewart

Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.

Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.

"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson

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  • JBazabout a year ago

    well said, funny and responsible.

  • Oh yes, please listen to Sir Paul. Don't get your drunk asses arrested for DUI!

  • Vivian R McInernyabout a year ago

    Limericks and wise advise rarely go together but you not only introduced them but saw them marry, haha.

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Great message. Well done.

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Good one!💖💖💕

  • Thavien Yliasterabout a year ago

    Yeah!!! I like the way You ended that. I don't drink much, but I will always promote having somebody else driving You, who also hasn't been drinking. I will also also promote walking if Your place is nearby and You're not going to get robbed or suffer from the elements. Sometimes when it's too cold outside, waste a little gas money (even if it does mean worsening the environment), so that You can reach Your destination safely.

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Very sound advice!! And sounds like a good time too!! Great limerick :)

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