Calling last orders right now at the bar
Guinness, vodka and whisky in the jar
Swallow it down
Head out to town
But walk home instead of driving the car
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Comments (6)
Oh yes, please listen to Sir Paul. Don't get your drunk asses arrested for DUI!
Limericks and wise advise rarely go together but you not only introduced them but saw them marry, haha.
Great message. Well done.
Good one!💖💖💕
Yeah!!! I like the way You ended that. I don't drink much, but I will always promote having somebody else driving You, who also hasn't been drinking. I will also also promote walking if Your place is nearby and You're not going to get robbed or suffer from the elements. Sometimes when it's too cold outside, waste a little gas money (even if it does mean worsening the environment), so that You can reach Your destination safely.
Very sound advice!! And sounds like a good time too!! Great limerick :)