there's a dead man at McDonald's
and i’m not telling any lies
he had half a fuckin junior burger
but he didn't touch his fries
condensation from his small coke
makes slow lonely pools on his serving tray
his hot apple pie has gone very cold
and his ice cream has melted away
was it the burger that killed this bloke
maybe he was allergic to the gherkins
a businessman, a business lunch
he was a vendor of second hand merkins
he just dropped into macca d's
hoping to be simply fed
now he's face down on a plastic topped table
completely fuckin mcdead
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