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Ode to the Ostrich In the land of silly birds and beasts, Lived an ostrich with clumsy feet, It tripped and stumbled with every stride, And face-planted with a goofy pride. Its feathers fluffed, its neck so long, It danced the chicken dance all wrong, It honked and squawked with gleeful cheer, And did the cha-cha-slide in fear. One day, it wore roller skates to town, And crashed into a cake renown, The baker laughed and said with glee, "You're a bird-brained catastrophe!" The ostrich smiled, "I'm quite the star," And did a pirouette from near and far, It flapped its wings, and off it flew, Into a lamp post – "Ouch!" it "Squawk!" too. Now when you see this ostrich stride, Just laugh and shake your head with pride, For though it's clumsy, it's quite grand, This silly bird, in this silly land.