Jealous Again

does my dog watch

while you fuck my wife

does he look at you lopsided

as you tear apart my life

do you use my towel

after you’ve banged my partner

or do you get a clean one

and bung it in the wash

do you drink my beer

after you rail my missus

i keep it chilled in the fridge

all cold like fake kisses

something to bear in mind though

as you bone my other half

i'm not one given to forgiveness

and it was you that chose this path

think about this

as you let your hands roam

and keep a sharp ear out

cause you won’t hear me come home