Je Ne Regrette Rien

You're ugly, stunted, dull as well,

Tight fisted and meagre hearted.

You are in-el-e-gant as hell.

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There is a yearning you can't quell,

I long for days we were parted,

You're ugly, stunted, dull as well.

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It's like your features just don't gel,

You stink like someone farted,

You are in-el-e-gant as hell.

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I'm sure you've got your tales to tell,

But I'd leave them unimparted.

You're ugly, stunted, dull as well.

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You're vibe is like an off-key bell.

Away, I'd have you carted.

You are in-el-e-gant as hell.

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In short, I loathe you, Villanelle,

And I wish I'd never started.

You're ugly, stunted, dull as well,

You are in-el-e-gant as hell.