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It’s Gonna Be Another Christmas

A funny Christmas poem inspired by the humorous Christmas song "Rusty Chevrolet"

By Rasma RaistersPublished 5 months ago 1 min read
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Well it’s gonna be another Christmas

Craziest one we’ve had

There ain’t no money

Anywhere to be had

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So we’ll decorate the living room

To chase away all the gloom

Off to the forest. we’ll go

To chop the Christmas tree down

*

Then comes Christmas Eve

We’ll light those Christmas lights

Make sure we have dance music

and do the Christmas polka

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There’ll be no roast

But chili dogs are fine with me

An ice-cold mug of beer

Will do just right

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Then we’ll rock around the Christmas tree

Till we’re good and dizzy

Comes round midnight

Well that’s Bible reading time

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So we’ll have ourselves the merriest Christmas

That we possibly can

No presents, no expenses

Just pure and honest love

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And if we had an old Chevy

We’d go for a sleigh ride

‘Cause a horse would have to pull it

and we’d sing the Rusty Chevrolet song

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So if you want a real old-fashioned kind of holiday

Come visit us at Christmas

Everything will be really simple

and remember to have lots of fun

Now who’ll be joining us for Christmas?

Holiday
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About the Creator

Rasma Raisters

My passions are writing and creating poetry. I write for several sites online and have four themed blogs on Wordpress. Please follow me on Twitter.

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