It’s Gonna Be Another Christmas
A funny Christmas poem inspired by the humorous Christmas song "Rusty Chevrolet"
Well it’s gonna be another Christmas
Craziest one we’ve had
There ain’t no money
Anywhere to be had
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So we’ll decorate the living room
To chase away all the gloom
Off to the forest. we’ll go
To chop the Christmas tree down
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Then comes Christmas Eve
We’ll light those Christmas lights
Make sure we have dance music
and do the Christmas polka
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There’ll be no roast
But chili dogs are fine with me
An ice-cold mug of beer
Will do just right
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Then we’ll rock around the Christmas tree
Till we’re good and dizzy
Comes round midnight
Well that’s Bible reading time
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So we’ll have ourselves the merriest Christmas
That we possibly can
No presents, no expenses
Just pure and honest love
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And if we had an old Chevy
We’d go for a sleigh ride
‘Cause a horse would have to pull it
and we’d sing the Rusty Chevrolet song
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So if you want a real old-fashioned kind of holiday
Come visit us at Christmas
Everything will be really simple
and remember to have lots of fun
Now who’ll be joining us for Christmas?
About the Creator
Rasma Raisters
My passions are writing and creating poetry. I write for several sites online and have four themed blogs on Wordpress. Please follow me on Twitter.
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