It's A Fork
senryus to sit and spin

Smash and lie, FORK you!
Promises of eight months paid leave
- Funding not approved
Bottom up, not top
down, antiquated systems
DOGE speeding to spread
bad reports of waste
Dead ones are not being paid.
Chaos kings spread lies
A Bro-affair of clowns
Idiots of Chaos love
their golden waste age

Copyright © 2/20/2025 by Andrea O. Corwin
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NOTE 1: This is another poem about the current U.S. Administration and the illegal DOGE department that is breaking into secure government systems with personal information and secure data - well, it WAS secure before the hackers Elon Musk sent got their fingers on the data. It was reported by the rocket man that MANY people age 150 years were receiving Social Security payments - that was false - his brilliant hackers, or someone reviewing it didn't bother to ask the experts at Social Security about the numbers they saw. It is not the ONLY instance of incorrect information being disseminated. They simply want to break the government and make it look like it's full of waste, fraud, and lazy workers. A project plan with far-reaching scope should have been developed to find fraud. Congress can cut its own staff and budgets as a cost-saving measure.
🤬 NOTE 2: Government workers received an email titled "Fork in the Road," almost word for word as the one Elon Musk sent to Twitter workers when he bought it. Personally, I hope the workers receive a platinum spoon, and we see those two goons spinning on the fork - an old saying in America, when you're annoyed: "Sit on it and spin." (I believe it is the equivalent of Go Eff Yourself.) Golden Age is code for rich and white.
🤡 NOTE 3: The "Fork" email promised workers to pay them for eight months of sitting at home and not working, through the end of the Fiscal year, 9/30/2025, IF they signed a WAIVER of NO RIGHTS to come back at the government, NO CLAIM. (It is not a buy-out, as the news says. that is when the amount, approved by Congress, of $25,000 is offered to workers to reduce the employment rolls. They did that in the 1990s.) The problem is that the funds to pay them are NOT yet appropriated (not approved; not there; it is a lie and vaporous promise), and Donnie will undoubtedly NOT get them paid, at which time he can blame Congress, which funds the U.S. government. 🤡
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