Irreconcilable differences
A limerick about grounds for divorce, because you can’t tell your heart what to want
I’m sorry if I sound like a jerk
But this marriage just ain’t gonna work
You’re sweet and kind
But I’ve made my mind:
I can’t live with a girl who can’t twerk
About the Creator
Sam Desir-Spinelli
I consider myself a "christian absurdist" and an anticapitalist-- also I'm part of a mixed race family.
I'll be writing: non fiction about what all that means.
I'll also be writing: fictional absurdism with a dose of horror.
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