I'm a Crazy Bitch

I'll save you the trouble of running your mouth
I'll tell the whole truth right in front of the crowd
You want to paint me as the villain in town?
Sit down and shut up, cuz I'll say it out loud

I did lose my house. I do scream and cuss
My temper does not have a long fuse
My husband and I DO argue. We fight!
I'm rough around the edges, it's true!

I drink way too much Monster, I don't give a damn
I listen to secular beats
I grew up in Barstow as poor as a bum
and learned everything from the streets

I'm not trying to pass as a saint or a victim
I'm messy, outspoken, and mean
So, go tell the world every flaw that I have
Then let's look at your side of the screen

My oldest sister lived under my roof
and bled all my finances dry
She posted on Facebook my husbands on drugs
which was a hilarious and outright lie

She claims that I locked up her kid in a room
while she called her own five year old "bitch"
She laughed when her kids ripped out my daughters hair
then told the world I was the witch

She projected her life and her trash on my home
to hide the truth of the man she had chose
a drunk piece of trash who beat her and the kids
and punched her till one eye stayed closed

He knocked up a minor, abused all her kids
and she kept bringing him back to her place
So, before you point fingers at how I run mine...
take a look at your own battered space

Sister number two claims I live off the state
She loves calling me lazy and cheap
But I've never seen welfare a day in my life
That's a record even she couldn't keep

She slept around town for cash and her fix
leaving many men broken and drained
She fucked my ex-boyfriend, she stole her friends kids
then cried she was victim and pained

Our mom saved her baby born addicted to meth
and raised her when she let her fall
She never showed up for a single court hearing
She didn't care about her own kids at all

She made a fake profile on Facebook
with pictures of weed and a bong
She called it Adrianna L. Telsa
and spied on us all for so long

She thought she could lurk in the background
and watch every move that we make
Till I dropped all the proof in the open
and exposed her for being a fake

"I don't like the drama" she cries out
"I hate them! I don't wanna be friends!"
But she blocks then unblocks us all monthly
cuz her sick little need never ends

She claims that I made her look crazy
But she did all that work on her own
what kind of adult hides behind a fake name
throwing rocks from a meth riddled throne?

I'm the youngest sister and I don't give a fuck
I'm done taking hits for their lies
My husband and I are still making it work
with three kids we love as our prize

I don't ever use people and throw them away
I don't fake who I am for a show
Don't fucking lie about me and I won't tell the truth
about things you don't want people to know

When I was a kid, my room was a mess
It's true, I was a whole fucking slob
You couldn't even see carpet or floor
Guess the clutter was doing its job

I'm not a perfect Christian at all
I'm loud and I'm far from polite
I cuss way too much and I'm bossy as hell
so just do what I say, cuz I'm right

My mind runs in circles. My thoughts won't sit still
ADHD keeps me wired and hazy
My OCD's screaming and driving me nuts
Yep, I'm unmedicated and crazy!

But I'll fucking tell you straight to your face
exactly the way that I feel
I'm mouthy as fuck and a whole lot to handle
and I'm making damn sure that I'm real

I won't throw the first punch, but I'll throw the last
I'm the whole confrontation, you see...
Your turn to speak, we're all listening close
tell them something they don't know about me