ICE in Minnesota
For the Public Announcement challenge
Do not stand in the way of ICE agents!
Do not observe them, do not record them,
Do not protest their presence in your streets!
They are there to help secure our border
With Canada. Deep on the southern state side,
In the city of Minneapolis.
And to keep those brother-marrying aliens
In check, scared, or better yet deported
Back to where they came from.
ICE is better equipped than you.
They have guns, pepper spray, masks,
Shields, and toned-window vehicles.
Like gray astronauts on ice
They command the space.
Do what they say,
Do not stand in the way,
Lest you get three bullets
In your back or your face.
They are just doing their job
Of extracting voter registration rolls
For their Dear Leader not to lose midterms.
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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