I Remember When

I remember when it wasn’t cool to be shitty to people.

So glad those days are gone

So now we can carry on

Without regard to who we crap upon

Or how much poo we pile on

Hate is great

I always say

And we shouldn’t wait

To propagate

It every day

Shit, I mean.

And hate.

Both, really

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I remember when it wasn’t cool to be shitty to people.

So glad new days are here

So now we can clap and cheer

When people from ‘not here’ are not just jeered

But also skewered and speared

Literally

It’s a great day

I always say

So let’s celebrate

And propagate

In every way

Hate, I mean

And shit

Both, really

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I remember when it wasn’t cool to be shitty to people.

So glad that I still can

Because besides me I don’t know another man

Who can even tolerate a light tan

All part of the Master Plan

Hate thy neighbor

Do not waver

Get out and instigate

And propagate

It every single day

In every single thing

Hate, I mean

I mean hate

And I mean shit

Both, really

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It’s just so cool