i’m not that deep i just have
fast internet access
i’m not smart i have worlds
at my fingertips and in front of me
i’m not pretty i’ve smashed a million mirrors
i’ll smash a million more eventually i will smash
every single mirror that ever existed
i will despoil the surfaces of ponds
and other misc. shiny things and places
i’m not happy it’s easier to smile
than it is to frown
turn that shit upside down
i’m neither follower nor leader
i’m not an enigma shaped quandary
i’m not clever but i can be quick
i’ve been called a cunt i know i’m a dick
i’m not careful i’m a walking talking cluster-fuck
of spastic calamity and morbid cluelessness
like the train carrying the dumpsters on fire
the dumpsters that were on fire on that train
it was the train with the dumpsters on fire
they were on fire those dumpsters on that train
and then that train with the dumpsters on fire
kinda’ crashed
like in the saying
or some other
similar analogy
urban legend
outright fib
pernicious lie
folk tale
local joke
or other
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Comments (3)
Oooo, I loved those dumpster, fire and train. That was trippy!
You are on fire. Stop it, you’re hitting too close to home for my comfort Did you mean*existed* about the mirrors
Damn, I like this