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I Love Horses, but Not Your Impression

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By KJ AartilaPublished 24 days ago 1 min read
I Love Horses, but Not Your Impression
Photo by 2 Bull Photography on Unsplash

When you picked me up, I was described quite a find

I know, when I swore, it rattled your mind

Please, just laugh, it’s a limerick, you Prick

Why, might I ask, must you be such a Dick?

Now that, Mr. X, is why I waved good-bye to your dismal act of a horse’s behind!

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KJ Aartila

Wife of a very tolerant husband and Mother of one teenage daughter in far northern Wisconsin with too many pets.

You can also find my Author page here

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  • Gina C.17 days ago

    Hahaha! This made me laugh 😅 A really fun read! 🤗❤️

  • JBaz17 days ago

    Is this a date that went bad??

  • Thavien Yliaster17 days ago

    Ha, Mr. X is Mr. Ex. Things went from good to worse, so it was time for a divorce Turns out some donkeys are good at disguising themselves as a horse. Even people today think that the zebra is a striped equine. Alas, hopefully You're doing fine. Now that You have a proper stallion, Your life has been back on course.

  • Cathy holmes20 days ago

    hahahahah. Omg. I love this! Well done.

  • Babs Iverson20 days ago

    Well done!!!💖💖💕

  • In the spirit of the challenge , perfectly ludicrous fun

  • Mariann Carroll24 days ago

    That was a fun read 😊

  • Sneha Pradhan24 days ago

    Good riddance! 🙃

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