I Know an Old Lady
No horses, cows, goats, dogs, cats, birds, or spiders were harmed in the making of this limerick
By Sonia Heidi UnruhPublished 4 years ago • 1 min read
An old lady eating her pie
Accidentally swallowed a fly!
She started to rant,
Then recalled her late aunt --
And just washed it down with a Mai Tai.
*
Thanks for reading! Another limerick you might enjoy:
About the Creator
Sonia Heidi Unruh
I love: my husband and children; all who claim me as family or friend; the first bite of chocolate; the last blue before sunset; solving puzzles; stroking cats; finding myself by writing; losing myself in reading; the Creator who is love.
Enjoyed the story? Support the Creator.
Subscribe for free to receive all their stories in your feed. You could also become a paid subscriber, letting them know you appreciate their work.
Comments
There are no comments for this story
Be the first to respond and start the conversation.