I Know an Old Lady
No horses, cows, goats, dogs, cats, birds, or spiders were harmed in the making of this limerick
An old lady eating her pie
Accidentally swallowed a fly!
She started to rant,
Then recalled her late aunt --
And just washed it down with a Mai Tai.
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About the Creator
Sonia Heidi Unruh
I love: my husband and children; all who claim me as family or friend; the first bite of chocolate; the last blue before sunset; solving puzzles; stroking cats; finding myself by writing; losing myself in reading; the Creator who is love.
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Comments (3)
Haha, I love this! Limericks are underrated!
Lol, this was hilarious!
Fun and funny!