Higher Than Elvis

two small hits of DMT

eleven mushy caps

three trips of LSD

no more no less perhaps

half a gramme of ketamine

five grammes of pure speed

three grammes of Peruvian coke

that’s about all we'll need

half a point of heroin

will brings noddys on

a coupla tabs of Ritalin

will make the nods begone

one case of imported champers

and possibly two of domestic beer

a bottle of bourbon and a bottle of scotch

will provide plenty of cheer

three quarters of an ounce

of average domestic hydro pot

a coupla grammes of that tarry black hash

let it all that hit that special spot

you try come down on some mescaline

get straight on some crystal meth

talk about giving a good dog a bad name

that's the best one yet

the trick is to get thoroughly wasted

and not die!

cause if die you can't fly

and if you can't fly

then you'll never

get that high ...

higher than Elvis

at his last Vegas take

higher than Johnny Cash

in a bush eating cake

higher the Robert Downey Jr

fucking up on the crack

higher than Keith Richards

totally immune to smack