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Harsh Conversations With My Laptop

You ScumbleNoffleDimloButtBrain!

By Carol TownendPublished 4 months ago 1 min read
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Harsh Conversations With My Laptop
Photo by Kari Shea on Unsplash

Yes, you; you piece of shit!

Always turns off when I'm writing my last hit.

I am allowed to finish that last page,

We don't live in the stone age!

You squishbucketnobblebusting no brain!

Why, when I'm writing my last piece,

Do you always have to make it rain?

Well, I've got news for you,

You ScumbleNoffleDimloButtBrain!

Today's the day you'll let me finish,

Otherwise in the bin, you will diminish!

But no, you scallywagdompledumbumfuck,

You'll find a way to destroy my luck!

Well, I have news for you, Butt Brain!

Today is my day, and you won't make it rain;

I bought myself a new laptop,

And now, you can piss off,

You ScumbleNoffleDimloButtBrain!

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About the Creator

Carol Townend

Fiction, Horror, Sex, Love, Mental Health, Children's fiction and more. You'll find many stories in my profile. I don't believe in sticking with one Niche! I write, but I also read a lot too.

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  • Naveed 4 months ago

    Excellent work 👌👍💖

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