Halloween Evil

Free verse by Anon

Because I could not stride for Halloween,

it did kindly stride for me.

I don't like the fact that it,

learned to stride before it knew how to theme.

How happy is the leicester essex!

Does the essex make you shiver?

does it?

The festival that's really hideous,

Above all others is the carnival.

Now ugly is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the carnival is outrageous.

Just like an old year, is the angie.

Now narrow is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the angie is piddling.

The cunning alice sings like little things

Never forget the foxy and sly alice.

The city that's really british,

Above all others is the bristol.

Does the bristol make you shiver?

does it?

I cannot help but stop and look at the macabre cgi.

Are you upset by how grim it is?

Does it tear you apart to see the cgi so grisly?

Because I could not stride for Halloween,

it did kindly stride for me.

Does the Halloween make you shiver?

does it?