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Haiku Headlines Number One

News Reviews in Just 17 Syllables

By Reid MoorePublished 6 years ago 1 min read
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An aggregation of current headlines commented on in Haiku style:

Stray cat scares customer into jumping up on counter

It's not just the web

Cute cats rule the universe

Even in real life

‘Overwhelmed’ postal worker arrested after 17,000 pieces of undelivered mail found

I guess I know now

What happened to that package

I sent to Grandma

Former Texas emergency operator jailed for hanging up on thousands of calls

It's so ironic

What's her first jail cell phone call?

Dialing 911

Government accidentally sends file on "remote mind control" methods to journalist

That's not a secret

We already knew all that

Because they told us

BREAKING NEWS: Barbie has had a surname for the last 60 years

Don't read this if you

Don't want to know Barbie's last

name is Roberts... Oops!

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Reid Moore

I am a Freelance Writer living in Riverside California who writes on a wide variety of topics including News, Politics, Popular Culture, Science, Music, Fiction, Poetry and Art.

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