Guiness Book: Be Damned!
When you try ...
Dan: DAMN! This is the last time I try for this record. Guinness Book, be damned!
Gin: Come on, you love this! Admit it.
Dan: I did, but after 3 tries and every time finding myself almost cooked into the pizza... I am tired, cranky and sore!
Gin: Thought you wanted it to be the largest vegetarian pizza of all time. Make sure you keep all your body parts or it won't qualify, ha ha ha
Dan: Ha ha, very funny! Maybe I should try for the smallest instead of the biggest next time
Gin: Thought you said this was the last time!
Dan: uh, very droll and so damned funny. Let's go home!
About the Creator
Eugenette Morin
I enjoy short stories with a twist, long stories that meander; little snippets that create poems.
I've been writing for a long time, but it's always been left dormant in a notebook.
So now's the time to see if I should take it out.
Reader insights
Nice work
Very well written. Keep up the good work!
Top insight
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Comments (1)
That was great! I feel like I may have had a conversation with a similar friend :)