Guiness Book: Be Damned!
When you try ...
Dan: DAMN! This is the last time I try for this record. Guinness Book, be damned!
Gin: Come on, you love this! Admit it.
Dan: I did, but after 3 tries and every time finding myself almost cooked into the pizza... I am tired, cranky and sore!
Gin: Thought you wanted it to be the largest vegetarian pizza of all time. Make sure you keep all your body parts or it won't qualify, ha ha ha
Dan: Ha ha, very funny! Maybe I should try for the smallest instead of the biggest next time
Gin: Thought you said this was the last time!
Dan: uh, very droll and so damned funny. Let's go home!
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