Guide to: How to be a Lady.

It's hard to be a perfect lady. So, let me give you a step by step guide.

Be intelligent, but don't outsmart man.

Have an opinion, but make sure it matches men's opinion.

Be able to eat, but don't outeat a man.

Be a size 0, but don't be a bag of bones.

Have big breasts, thick ass, but don't carry any weight.

Be independent, but not too independent.

Bring in a pay cheque, but make sure you still do your womanly duties of child care and housework.

Have emotions, but don't be emotional.

Have a perfect face, but be natural.

Dress to make yourself feel beautiful, but be conservative.