Grandma Jelly’s Peanut Butter
The Official Jingle
In twenty-one thirty twenty-seven ,
Grandma Jelly almost went to heaven.
Rushed to the local small-town vet,
Grandma Jelly wasn’t dead yet.
Smooth and crunchy,
Never chewy,
You’ve got munchies,
Ooey, gooey!
A prescription was offered along with the bill,
Grandma Jelly had to take a very large pill.
They poked and they prodded and hard as they tried,
Grandma Jelly’s jaws just couldn’t be pried.
Smooth and crunchy,
Never chewy,
You’ve got munchies,
Ooey, gooey!
A neighboring farmer had a surplus of legumes
Grandma Jelly had an idea, or so we’ll assume.
Smash ‘em, crush ‘em, little spiced nutter,
Grandma Jelly ate it with pea, nut, butter!
When you’ve got a craving,
there is no other:
Grandma Jelly’s
Peanut Butter!
About the Creator
Amos Glade
Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.
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