Go FIGure it out
Don't forget to wash fruits (and your hands) before having a date
By Andrei Z.Published 4 years ago • Updated 4 years ago • 1 min read

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Some lad and a sweet girl Maria
Once had a perfect rendezvous idea.
When he asked, "It's a date?"
She burped, "'Tis a fig, mate!"
The next day, they both had diarrhea.
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