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Don't forget to wash fruits (and your hands) before having a date

By Andrei Z.Published 4 years ago • Updated 4 years ago • 1 min read
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Some lad and a sweet girl Maria

Once had a perfect rendezvous idea.

When he asked, "It's a date?"

She burped, "'Tis a fig, mate!"

The next day, they both had diarrhea.

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    Written by Andrei Z.