Ghostly Mishaps

I am a ghost, a spooky sight,

With a ghostly grin and spectral might,

I haunt old mansions and creaky halls,

And send shivers down the bravest souls.

I rattle chains and whisper low,

And make strange noises to and fro,

I love to scare those who dare to roam,

In places where I make my home.

But sometimes things don't go to plan,

And I end up in a ghostly jam,

Like when I tried to spook a cat,

And ended up with fur in my hat.

Or when I floated through a door,

And found me on the third floor,

I forgot that ghosts couldn't use stairs,

And ended up in a tangle of chairs.

So if you see me floating by,

Don't be afraid, don't even try,

To run away or hide in fear,

Just laugh and say, "Oh, it's just a ghost here!"