Funyuns

My favorite number has reached the Funyun's patrol,

Thank the Lord for small miracles,

And they taste great as well,

A crunchy mixture of a favorite flavor,

That we try to avoid,

A version of Heaven on Earth,

Satisfying and yummy,

Salty at the same time,

A great conversating piece to the puzzle,

At a low, low price,

Only found where other chips are sold separately,

With no batteries included,

It will leave your mouth watering and wanting more,

Thank you, Mr. Lays,

You make the world a better place,

With your nuttiness,

I cannot wait to try it again.