FOOD PORN
Delirious comfort in culinary form
By Brent TharpPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
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Oh, yes!
You.
The muffin to my pan,
The beans to my can.
Suck hard, get all the corn.
Juice dripping from your mouth is my porn.
I don't need no flatulence, no.
Just let me smack that booty with a spatula, yo.
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About the Creator
Brent Tharp
I edit STEM books. I like writing, cats, and wine, though not necessarily in that order.
I was raised by wolves in a small forest somewhere in Middle America.
Why don't ketchup bottles squirt correctly? All or nothing seems grifty to me.
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
Top insights
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Eye opening
Niche topic & fresh perspectives
Comments (1)
Um.... odd