Fists of Fury: Dragon Fights the Horse
Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee
By SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne BYEPublished 9 months ago • 1 min read
Dragon Lords
Chicken Fist Fights the Lord of the Dragon
the king of kung fu, seeking blood revenge
the chinese opera star, chicken fists of funk
funk you dragon poo poo
up yours chicken doo do0
suck my pecker, dick fu.
eat me cha cha, boo fu
die sucker, sing this kung funk you mantra . . .
. . ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .
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. . .. let your anger be like a monkey inside a piñata . . .
About the Creator
SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne BYE
💗 Bitch from Planet X, Post Cancer Pain. Ghosted by Wife. BYE, BYE, BYE! Ted Talk Speaker, Yoga Dude, Many Black Belts, Mexican grandmother , Salsa Champion. Korean Born, Japan raised, grew up In LA, Gymnast, Jazz Drummer💗!
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