Fish Fingers
that singular "oceany crunch"
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i could have had fish fingers
would have saved a lot of fuss
if only i had fish fingers
i wouldn't have had to cuss
i wouldn't have had to say you cunt
or you stupid fucking fuck
i wouldn't have had to say ha ha
you mook and good fuckin luck
i wouldn't have said
you hobbit tin arsed scrote
i honestly didn't say
that you wouldn't mind fucking a goat
i shouldn't have said
pull a cold cunt up and over your stupid head
i couldn't have said
i saw you rooting the bread
i possibly would never have said
i was taking the piss
in big plastic buckets i got cheap on the internet; and if you buy more than one you get a discount AND you have a spare and that is so fucking handy it's like being able to turn on a light from across the room
zoom
fuckin
zoom
and i can honestly say right here today there is no fuckin way i would have said you miserable fuck arsed wombat excretion licker you kisser of turds and felcher of fresh road kill you drinker of bats piss and huffer of bus farts; you are lower than shark shit and snake balls i cough phlegm AT you errrrkkk ptoooeeey...
all I wanted was a fish fingers
an a coupla slices of bread
didn't have to be the expensive ones
didn't have to be said
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Brenton F
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Comments (1)
Reminiscent of the Laidlaw Pde communal rarely used kitchen.