Fish Fingers

i could have had fish fingers

would have saved a lot of fuss

if only i had fish fingers

i wouldn't have had to cuss

i wouldn't have had to say you cunt

or you stupid fucking fuck

i wouldn't have had to say ha ha

you mook and good fuckin luck

i wouldn't have said

you hobbit tin arsed scrote

i honestly didn't say

that you wouldn't mind fucking a goat

i shouldn't have said

pull a cold cunt up and over your stupid head

i couldn't have said

i saw you rooting the bread

i possibly would never have said

i was taking the piss

in big plastic buckets i got cheap on the internet; and if you buy more than one you get a discount AND you have a spare and that is so fucking handy it's like being able to turn on a light from across the room

zoom

fuckin

zoom

and i can honestly say right here today there is no fuckin way i would have said you miserable fuck arsed wombat excretion licker you kisser of turds and felcher of fresh road kill you drinker of bats piss and huffer of bus farts; you are lower than shark shit and snake balls i cough phlegm AT you errrrkkk ptoooeeey...

all I wanted was a fish fingers

an a coupla slices of bread

didn't have to be the expensive ones

didn't have to be said