F'ed Up Little Red
For L C Shaffer's challenge
It was the end of the work week for the hard working men. Little Red Riding Hood's father was coming back home. The mother sent her to an adult store with her ID to purchase some risque items. She had gone off to the store.
A wolf had followed her in the meantime. Oh how hungry the wolf was for some young flesh. The wolf presented himself very professionally and calmly. He asked the girl to come to his adult store as it was much cheaper.
In the adult store were a collection of bones and some cadavers. Little Red Riding Hood was scared. Then again she did not know what a porno or a vibrator were. None of these items were marked for price. Perhaps this is what her mother had asked for.
The wolf asked Little Red Riding Hood to eat some cake. Little Red loved cake and she eagerly consumed it. As she finished she started to get tired. The wolf cunningly noticed and set a mattress for her. She lied down on the mattress and after some time, fell asleep.
Her snores were so loud that it awoke a huntsman. The huntsman barged into the dwelling. He was shocked to see all the skeletons. He felt humiliated as he rarely caught any game. To be honest he had only once killed a deer but with a tractor. He saw the wolf and attempted to kill him with his rifle. The wolf ran away.
The huntsman Picked up Little Red Riding hood and brought her to is dwelling. His adult daughter with Pituitary Dwarfism dressed in Little Red's clothing and Little Red was given a loincloth coated in deer blood. She would attract the game.
His daughter's hair was dyed and he figured where Little Red lived and sent her there. Not only that he found the list of adult items to be bought and even bought some for himself. He figured as soon as he became a successful hunter he would have all the women he needed but until then, adult movies and toys were what he neeeded. It took adjusting for his daughter but after they lived happily ever after naughtily.
Word count-366
3rd time submitting-previous 2x rejected when putting in microfiction for lack of words so it is going in poets
About the Creator
Sid Aaron Hirji
Canadian born man who finds literature and science equally fascinating. Trauma bleeds through generations, words heal the hidden scars.
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Comments (3)
Well it's certainly effed up 😁
This is mixed up and effed up Sid. I am not sure who lived with whom, and did the real Red get eaten. Anyway...this more than effed up. They asked for it, you effed it up. Phew!
Like what the actual hell did I just read hahhaahhahahahhaha. That was so messed up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also it's so weird that this got rejected in Fiction also you chose the Microfiction tag