Everybody Screamed

Everybody screamed when she kissed

the teacher over her mask

That’s not even a peck

someone must have thought or said

Most, only considered the viral

implications of such an act

A few may have rejoiced at the prospect

of a lesbian affair turning to love

I simply watched and typed

my interpretations of the so-called facts

on my fucking phone

Thank God it’s over six inches along

Now; the facts!

One

Unlike the photo above, they both wore a mask

and thus a velvet peck is all that they could take

Two

The freaking microscopic programme

must miss an End to one If or more

Three

I love women much more

than I do men

Four

There is no four

except for love

Five

Please look above

Six

We all know how to count

Seven

Just to end on a lucky note