EMPTY BAG OF CHIPS

I asked Mike and Bill for something to eat,

but they said no while snacking on their treat,

But when they were gone,

Looked in their bags for kicks,

All I found was an empty bag of chips,

Then I got hungry and went to the store,

and then I remember what I had at home from the day before,

Only bought a drink,

Took a couple of sips,

Then I went back home to an empty bag of chips,

So I went to my room, turned on the TV,

There was nothing on as far as I see,

Then I started hearing noises,

I thought I had the shits,

Smushed under the mattress,

Was an empty bag of chips