
Yo my names Rabbie B and im from the shire yol
I write a good poem and Im really good you know
Dae ye like a wee Haggis neep and a tattie?
Come tae my gaff then cuz im having a party
Dae u like a whisky or dae you like a shandy?
Bring her ain booze then, that would be handy
I don't like a ring can you use a coaster?
Don't even think about stealing my toaster
Dae ye like a wee jig, kin ye sing a song?
All my pals are coming they wulnae be long
Noo big Rabbie B is signing oot
Catch ye all later, it's gonna be a hoot!
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