Empathy

My Gyno is an asshole, he treats me like a fish

About to be filleted for some exotic Cuban dish.

His manner is atrocious and he wobbles when he stands,

And could someone please teach this man how to warm his hands?

My Gyno is an asshole, he mumbles when he works,

With subtle little snide remarks, the guy's a real jerk.

His table is a relic from, like, 1964

And the adjustments on the stirrups aren't working anymore.

My Gyno is an asshole, his assistant is a creep

And I'd find another doctor, but my insurance company's too cheap.

Instead of table covers, it's USA today,

I think he reads the paper while he earns his meager pay.

My Gyno is an asshole, of this I'm fairly certain,

The room in which you go to change doesn't even have a curtain.

He laughs like a hyena whenever I complain,

And says he'll fix the problem that's causing me such pain.

My Gyno is an asshole, he treats me like a fish

About to be filleted for some exotic Cuban dish.

I feel like I am on display for all the world to see,

I hope it's almost over, I really need to pee.