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Elf Life

A Holiday Abecedarian

By D. J. ReddallPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read
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At this time of year, I am never still

Blizzards of toys and games must be dealt with

Craziness abounds in our vast workshop

Deranged, exhausted elves slump at their desks

Elvish life has its advantages, though:

Frolicking is mandatory, and fun

Gumdrops and lollipops are ours for free

However, Kris Kringle brooks no dissent

I recently gave him Das Kapital

Just as a lark, of course, with blithe intent

“Keep that pinko tripe under wraps,” he said

Looking at me as he would a madman

Marx may be too much for Saint Nicholas

Nevertheless, I grow weary of wrap

Over the years, most of my Elvish mirth

Perforce, has melted away like candy

Questioning the traditional workshop

Raises eyebrows and blood pressure alike

Some Elves scold me for ruffling feathers

To tell the truth, I think they are dull drones

Unionize we should, at a minimum

Visions of solidarity have I

Workers, unwrap your obedient minds

Xylophone keys we are not, but free Elves!

Yesterday need not dictate to today

Zap your fears, and join the revolution!

Holiday

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D. J. Reddall

I write because my time is limited and my imagination is not.

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    Written by D. J. Reddall