Electric Lapdance
If you build it; they will come
just log onto that website
yeah...the one they warned you about
be ready with the credi (t)
remove your clothes and doubt
this is the electric lapdance
what does that even mean
just another sack draining lap scam
to separate the horny from their green
some blokes will root anything
some chicks i'd imagine as well
found a new way to pay and display
remade an old idea new to sell
lube it up and plug it in
basically a USB powered wanking machine
it's like fucking a power tool
only for the perversely keen
it has a soft velvety feel and texture
a luxury age space knob gripping device
it's supposed to add another erotic dimension
give your love life a zap: a bit of spice
they're calling it an electric lapdance
a buzz, a kink; and a thrill
cutting edge ground breaking technology
wait till you get the bill
technically it's just a wanking machine
but with a CPU that could do your tax
just make sure it's not plugged in
if you want to send a fax!
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